dailymeow:

newsweek:

Today in weird things we learned via Facebook that make us feel old: Scott Weiland, frontman of Stone Temple Pilots, apparently has a Christmas album coming out. This is odd, yes?

So apparently this is happening.

I’m not sure what’s more sad… this album coming out, or the fact that I’ll probably listen to it. Hopefully there’s a spoken-word poetry track about Santa Clause doing heroin with the Devil, or whatever other crazy shit likely to come out of this nutcase’s brain. Works for me